Ambivalence

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist

(via whovians-suffer-most)

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

(Source: sendificator, via temptinghorizons)

This happened and you can’t prove me wrong

lets-go-a-few-rounds:

Steve Rogers went to sleep in these clothes

and woke up in these clothes

I want to know who got to undress him.

Wait. Wait.

It’s settled.

(via jenkotsu)

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

(via gryffinpuffsgodownwiththierships)

-behindbars:

one time i went to church for christmas carols and i looked completely uncomfortable there and this girl overheard me telling my mum that i didn’t think i belonged there because i’m an atheist and then she came up to me later and said “you will know there is a god when he saves you from hell” and i just looked her dead in the face and said “who says i want to be saved? shit loads of gay sex in hell” and then she genuinely hissed at me and all i could think of was

(via arsebuttock)

bulls-in-the-bbc:

ikea-4-life:

when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

I’d also bang him though

(Source: crawl1ngbacktoyou, via maniacal-me)

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

(via sorry)